JOKES

1-A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
Wow!" said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened''?
Wrong number," replied the girl"

2-WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

3-JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
‘’ TEACHER:" Of course not.
JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework’’.

4-Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card’’.
Son: "My friend just borrowed it! He wants to scare his parents’’.